Name: Falafel Lady
Duration: P00H02M33S
Description: Love can be pretty harsh sometimes.

Falafel Lady

by Stool Pidgeon

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Love can be pretty harsh sometimes.

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He saw her standing on the stage
He saw her eyes were icey so he asked her to join him for some merlot
She said her night had other plans
But she took his name and took his number
Left him alone on the dance floor

And no matter who I ask
My falafel lady knows just where it's at

She called him the next night
At 3 am, she woke him and he got up from his bed
And so he fumbled for the phone
And she told him to come up to her home
And they would see where the night would go

And no matter who I ask
My falafel lady knows just where it's at

And so he pulled up to her suite
and climbed up on the window sill
and asked if she wanted him still
She undid the latch and let him in
Her blouse revealed her soft white skin
As she slid her hands around his throat she said 'WHERE TO BEGIN?"
The cops they found him the next morn
His nails and teeth they had been torn out of his hands and head
And his spine was nowhere to be found.